Saturday, 6 February 2010

ABOUT PLANET ELF

Planet Elf is a strange but wonderful planet which belongs to me, and me alone. sadly I have to come back to reality most of the time but when ever I can I go to my planet. Of course planet Elf only have trully Epic people in there which include Russel Brand (oh yeah thats why he's so mad), Amy Winehouse (she aint really on drugs she's in planet elf) and the creme de le creme Moi. Obviously these arent the only people who live on Planet Elf, but they are the two people that visit most often, and yes thats right, where Russel Brand gets his amazing jokes from. Peter Kay and Ant and Dec are also a regular visitors.
Planet Elf members also have a special way of talking, thats why Peter Kay talks like he does, and yes Ceri, that is why I talk like I do, Amy and Russel have kept their 'old' accents because we dont want people to get suspicious of their sudden amazing accent! ;)
All mice are from Planet Elf and so are most cats, but on planet Elf cat and mouse live in blissful harmony..x
Another main factor of planet Elf members is they all flush a bright red whenever they get embarrassed and hide behind their mop of hair.
Planet Elf is also a very musical place (even though I myself am shit at music) only the BEST musicians play at Planet Elf and these include Rod Stewart, Dusty Springfield,Queen(you thought Freddie Mercury was dead right?), Melanie, The Rolling Stones, and of course the more recent singers like Amy Winehouse, Kesha, Black eyed peas, DollyRockers, ChipMunk, Muse, Paramore, La Roux, Pink, Avril Lavigne, Owl City, Pink and last but not leaste, Florence and the Machine..x GREAT singers for a GREAT Planet!!
Planet Elf holds the BEST parties which include activities such as cola snorting, dress up time, scubaa diving, cliff diving (yes I got that off NewMoon), Flying, and so much more (most of which a illegal to list hahaha :] )
My so called Life

Hey I live in Maes-Y-Bont, for those of you that are lucky and have no idea what that place is, well its a small village with a few houses in and a school, which I spent five years of my life going to.
I live with my mum (who I adore, aka Elder Elf), my older brother Ben (who gets on my nerves, but hey what are brothers for) and my Dad. I also live with my amazing dog, Molly Moppet, who is the best thing since fairy dust! I also have another brother called Tommy, he's 31 and I love him to bits and his girlfriend Diane!!xx
I am crazy about all Mythical creatures, and I love mice too, which is the only cool thing about where I live (its call MAES y bont, sound like Mice oui?). I have one amazing friend who lives in Maes-Y-Bont too which is cool, her names Keren of course.
I spend ALOT of my life reading, eating, surfing the internet and well talking!! I stay WELL clear of any activities such as sport because I am incredibly accident prone and have only just finished serving my seven years bad luck (i broke a mirrow just over 7 years ago and am still paying for it). I am a great believer in Karma and although Im not religious I do try my best to follow the golden rule which is 'do to others as you want them to do to you' because to have good friends you need to be a good friend! :).
Like I mentioned I am a great lover of food (like so many) and I will try just about anything, I did a week of being a veggie because of Cari ;) and although I didnt find it that bad I just dont think Im ready to do it full time, maybe later in life though. My fave food is bread and I love jelly too and Im constantly pondering on how it is so gawd damn wobbly!! hehe...x
My Family and friends are My life, my world my everything and I love them all to bits.!! the trully fantastic people in my life are: My mum, My brothers and all my friends: Ceri, Keren, Anna, Kate, Lucy and Cerys... there are more but these are my top.

to be continued shortly

PLANET ELF

ALL ABOUT ELF

1.Real Name: unknown
2.D.O.B: 26/06/96
3.Hair colour: Mousey Brown
4.Eye colour: Hazel, dissagree and say it's brown and I will kill you. even though I LOVE brown eyes on other people!
5.Height: 5ft 3inches <---thats tall for an Elf.! ;)
6.Weight: haa like Im gonna tell you!!
7.Occupation: Trainee Elf aka Student
8:Mad About: BOOKS <--- and if that makes me a bookworm well thats what I am. ;)
9:Loves: Family and Buddyboos