Planet Elf is a strange but wonderful planet which belongs to me, and me alone. sadly I have to come back to reality most of the time but when ever I can I go to my planet. Of course planet Elf only have trully Epic people in there which include Russel Brand (oh yeah thats why he's so mad), Amy Winehouse (she aint really on drugs she's in planet elf) and the creme de le creme Moi. Obviously these arent the only people who live on Planet Elf, but they are the two people that visit most often, and yes thats right, where Russel Brand gets his amazing jokes from. Peter Kay and Ant and Dec are also a regular visitors.
Planet Elf members also have a special way of talking, thats why Peter Kay talks like he does, and yes Ceri, that is why I talk like I do, Amy and Russel have kept their 'old' accents because we dont want people to get suspicious of their sudden amazing accent! ;)
All mice are from Planet Elf and so are most cats, but on planet Elf cat and mouse live in blissful harmony..x
Another main factor of planet Elf members is they all flush a bright red whenever they get embarrassed and hide behind their mop of hair.
Planet Elf is also a very musical place (even though I myself am shit at music) only the BEST musicians play at Planet Elf and these include Rod Stewart, Dusty Springfield,Queen(you thought Freddie Mercury was dead right?), Melanie, The Rolling Stones, and of course the more recent singers like Amy Winehouse, Kesha, Black eyed peas, DollyRockers, ChipMunk, Muse, Paramore, La Roux, Pink, Avril Lavigne, Owl City, Pink and last but not leaste, Florence and the Machine..x GREAT singers for a GREAT Planet!!
Planet Elf holds the BEST parties which include activities such as cola snorting, dress up time, scubaa diving, cliff diving (yes I got that off NewMoon), Flying, and so much more (most of which a illegal to list hahaha :] )
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:D that made me smile
ReplyDeletecola snorting, we should do that, you need to try it :)
hell yeah..x
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